bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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