i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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