WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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