I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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