he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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