someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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