HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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