Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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