Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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