the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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