Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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