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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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