He kissed a someone with a penis
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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