she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
