I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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