my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Terrible idea I love it
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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