dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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