Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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