Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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