hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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