do herpes really smell.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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