Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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