so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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