HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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