dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
this is an emotional support booty call
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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