dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i out mim tonsoeep
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