She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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