Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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