Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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