scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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