I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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