How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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