So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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