bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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