Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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