mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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