Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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