When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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