Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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