Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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