But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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