So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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