Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
