She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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