Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You're a waste of cheezeits
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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