handjob tips. give me some.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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