butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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