Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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