Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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