Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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